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Postby ds490 » Sun Aug 04, 2002 8:13 pm

(Denying Monk and ds490 the fun of naming the creamy white substance)

I'm not that sick.

>look
You are in George Bush's head. The large cavern is pitch black except for two small holes to the east and west.
Also here is a peanut.
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Postby Mut » Sun Aug 04, 2002 9:11 pm

>East

You cannot go that way

>Why not?

I don't understand

>Why can't I go East?

I don't understand

>West

You cannot go that way

>North

You cannot go that way

>South

You cannot go that way

>Stop saying that!

I don't understand

>Shut up!

I don't understand

>Look for exit

I don't understand

>Kill narrator

I don't understand

>Kill self

I don't understand

>Scream in frustration and kick the peanut

With a cracking sound, the peanut opens up and a miniature Bush pops out, spouting such phrases as "Strategerie" and "Indivisibabble".
R.I.P. Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005)
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Postby Sockets » Sun Aug 04, 2002 10:09 pm

> ne
I don't understand.

Suddenly, earth blows up.
Forgive me for the past...
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Postby The Mad Monk » Sun Aug 04, 2002 10:45 pm

Actually, it was just Bush's head.

You fly across the Oval office and land in a pile of...

Socks poop! The Clintons are invading the White House!

>hide in corner and cry

You huddle down in the corner and cry, hoping the problem will go away. It does. The National Guard guns down the Clintons in the newly-renamed Clinton Bedroom.
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Postby ds490 » Mon Aug 05, 2002 12:31 am

...and for some odd reason they rename the Washington Monument the "Clinton Monument".

>look
In some twist of fate, you are now inside Ds's computer. You see circuit boards all around. You wonder why they're there...they don't do s***.
With a sudden electrical jolt, you die.
The end. :p
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Postby Mut » Mon Aug 05, 2002 2:58 am

D*mn, that was a short story! :p
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Postby ds490 » Mon Aug 05, 2002 4:56 pm

>fart
Terrance: Look, Philip, he farted!
Philip: So he did, Terrance, so he did!
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