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Postby Ravenous » Mon Jul 29, 2002 10:33 pm

The twist: ds490 is high on Acid!

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Postby ds490 » Mon Jul 29, 2002 10:39 pm

Hey, you! The giant blue cabbage! I am not high on--
Hey, check my hand, dude...it's freakin' huge, dude....duuuuuuuude...
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Postby The Mad Monk » Fri Aug 02, 2002 8:48 pm

Blue cabbage? What the hell are you on about, it's beige! God, I don't know which one of us is more stoned...

*inhale*

Whoa... effin' freaky, dude.
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Postby The Mad Monk » Fri Aug 02, 2002 8:49 pm

-You are an innocent man accused of a crime. You are forced to run from the law and find out who really killed [insert name here].
The twist: You did it.


Read Stephen King's short story "Springheel Jack" sometime.
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Postby ds490 » Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:15 pm

Why would I read it? I think you just spoiled the ending.
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Postby Mut » Fri Aug 02, 2002 10:01 pm

Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl betrays boy. Girl saves boy. Boy eats girl.

Whoops! That's A Boy and His Dog ...
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Postby ds490 » Fri Aug 02, 2002 11:14 pm

A soap opera:

Guy meets girl, guy and girl fall in love, guy and girl live happily ever after until guy realizes real girl died in a balloon accident and girl's evil twin sister took her place. Guy and girl break up, then both get addicted to acid and die of colorectal cancer.
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Postby DuoDave » Sat Aug 03, 2002 12:35 am

Mut wrote:Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl ... Boy eats girl.

Boy, that's one happy girl.
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Postby ds490 » Sat Aug 03, 2002 1:22 am

Uh...did I read that wrong or was that just really inappropriate?
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Postby Mut » Sat Aug 03, 2002 5:06 am

Boy, that's one happy girl.


Way to rework the meaning, DuoDave! Congrats! :D

Uh...did I read that wrong or was that just really inappropriate?


... Yeah, so? :)
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Postby ds490 » Sat Aug 03, 2002 3:43 pm

... Yeah, so?

I said it was inappropriate. I didn't say I had a problem with it :) .
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Postby Slayerized » Sat Aug 03, 2002 4:56 pm

This Acid joke thing gave me an idea.

Part I of game: you wander around your world.
Part II of game: you wander around your world... on ACID.
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Postby The Mad Monk » Sat Aug 03, 2002 8:25 pm

Why would I read it? I think you just spoiled the ending.


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No I didn't! It's a good story.

Collect a set of magical artifacts to save the world.

TWIST: The artifacts, when invoked with the spell needed to save the earth, explode with the force of a thousand-ton A-bomb.
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Postby Mut » Sun Aug 04, 2002 2:50 am

Embark on a quest to overthrow an evil emperor. One little thing, though: you have the power to envision things and make them happen. Your imagination becomes reality. He was one of your nightmares. You made him real. The problem? You've been very depressed lately ...
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Postby Mercury » Sun Aug 04, 2002 12:53 pm

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Edited By Mercury on 06 Aug. 2002 at 12:52
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