Stuck Piggy by Mike Desert

[David Whyld]

A nasty little game entered in the ADRIFT Ectocomp 2011, where it came last. Not surprising really as it's buggy and unpleasant in equal measures.

After running into more than a few problems with the game – being constantly told that "Billy's not here, man!" when he was stood right in front of me, and the game refusing to accept I had taken the bag of candy from Sally – I resorted to peeking in the Developer to try and make some headway. Here I saw such delightful tasks as "rape billy", "use ice pick on billy's genitals" and "hit billy with toaster" which resulted in me wetting myself with excitement! Charming. As it happened, I was never able to put poor Billy through such torments as the game stubbornly insisted he wasn't there every time I tried. Probably just as well really. I couldn't wait to stop playing this one.